THE OLD - um-miT3ib & um-miD3aab LIMITED

a7ebha ! ;p

Um miD3aaB: I miss him hal durba7a ! 7umaron ajrabun

Um miT3iib: 7aqeer baqeer kharteet moshatat ! ;p

Um miD3aaB: Walla ninfa3 sha3irat saB ! Lena mustaqbal =P

Um miT3iib: shi3ir naba6y :P

Um miD3aaB: Haw insek 3leih, nektishef ilshi3ir ilSABa6y w nas ta7ther nadwatna ilshi3reya w inser qudwa lilmuraheqat bela amal


Um miT3iib: LOOOL allah egharbel bleesich ! :P at7afteenty ib saba6y ;p

posted by um-miT3ib @ 11:05 AM 40 comments

daLaa3 wiLd om wala3 ;p

Um-miD3aaB says:
yarabeee why am i not daloooo3a !!
Um-mit3iiB says:
madre wala
Um-mit3iiB says:
moshkila in3ane minha;p
Um-miD3aaB says:
yeah .. ya3neee kil il awadim ib qudrat qader sarawww ummahat il dala3
Um-miD3aaB says:
we7na 3la 7a66at eeedich
Um-mit3iiB says:
kil malna w inseer adfaaash ;p
Um-miD3aaB says:
ya3nee ,,, it goes on bithaaabt chetheee " hey/ alew /halaa halaa " ib dala3 ,, w the rest of the conv. tgoloon dasha hoosha
Um-mit3iiB says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!
Um-mit3iiB says:
ee walaaaa madre shsalfatna !
Um-mit3iiB says:
AMOOT wa3akef 7inchy nafs hal ibny,, AMOOOT!!

Um-mit3iiB says:bs mayaraby ma3aber !

Um-miD3aaB says:bs i give up ...

Um-miD3aaB says:7walat a3eeed wara Shag7a thak ilyoom w i sounded like n3aya !! <- (shag7a qimat il riqa)

Um-mit3iiB says:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

Um-miD3aaB says:7etta shag7a ekhtar3at 3balha soot-ha chetheee

Um-mit3iiB says:eeee staghfaralah in7ir ! inqis bilkilma !

Um-miD3aaB says:wa3alaiia

Um-miD3aaB says:eeee w ayeee bame6ha ya3neee killesh !! .. ti6la3 yarabeee ma itbarred il chabd

Um-mit3iiB says:w ba3dain SHMALAAAA kil wa7da titkalam china reelha wel gaber ?!?!?

Um-miD3aaB says:cheeef ya3nee ?

Um-miD3aaB says:aaah ya3ne ittanahwass ?

Um-mit3iiB says:intinahwas 6AL !

Um-mit3iiB says:3omrech sima3teeny atinahwas? ila abanbe3

Um-mit3iiB says:the vocabulary.. laish mal 70 yrs ago ?

Um-miD3aaB says:lol e7na shawath il mujtama3

Um-miD3aaB says:hehehe yeah ,, a3tiqed enna hathee il mushkella

Um-mit3iiB says:tadreen cham mara sbay gayely "waay china 3omrech 70" ??

Um-miD3aaB says:ya3nee u cant say " shal 3ubbo" ib dala3

Um-miD3aaB says:try it TRYYY IT !!Um-mit3iiB says:LOOOL wela "khalwa"

Um-mit3iiB says:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! i sound retarded;P

Um-miD3aaB says:ana 7ashatnee chennich 30

Um-mit3iiB says:30 ni3maa!!! 70 !!!!

Um-mit3iiB says:elkhama igoooloonnly 70! wana akoon yayba il yihda ya3ne im gonna impress them...

Um-miD3aaB says:eee ana mo6ern

Um-mit3iiB says:a7tar

Um-miD3aaB says:t3allemai menni

Um-mit3iiB says:shat3alam ? eltha7ka el raqee3a ?

Um-miD3aaB says:ya3nee imjabletich kilyooom ,, istefeedai shwey yal khmakha ;p

Um-mit3iiB says:gamay zaiiin wayed 7asbalech a7san miny intay

Um-mit3iiB says:mo ghaferlich ila 6oolich ;p 7asbalhom raqeeqa;P

Um-miD3aaB says:lol my tha7ka is "the" tha7ka !!!!!!

Um-miD3aaB says:ilnassss yanshidoon 3anha ;p

Um-mit3iiB says:eeeee wela so3ad 7usny zimanech 3ala hal tha7ka

Um-mit3iiB says:ana tha7kity wath3ha ragasa shway ,, afashel

Um-miD3aaB says:LOOL hehehehe SA7

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Need I say more:P? nida’a linisa’a el3alam el 3araby,,, we need riqa lessons :P ana shakhseyan (um-mit3ib) aby aghayer il vocab maly KILA! Imlawe3 chabde,, kil ma kalamt a7ad galoly “shaklech wayed close ma3a yaditich”:P

Wana (um-mid3ab) weddi asoooolef marra ib 7yeetee welli jedami iseee7 badal la isaker athoona wegooli 3laamich itsarkheeen,, plz ,, help me make my dream true

posted by um-miT3ib @ 7:40 AM 42 comments

khi6at el khethra ;p

ilyom shift The Notebook for the first time..why the hell do they make these movies? 3ashan inti7asar 3ala 3omerna ?

WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYY !!! iffff.. ta7aba6t nafseyan w jasadeyan w ma3naweyan.. i need that ee6aalllyyy yerfa3 ma3naweyaty ;p

So qarart il 'aty...

MEN.. sim3ony.. w talyat'ha? imsakhaat.. mantikookas 3alaikom ila ib movies? ya3ne inshof aflam 7ub w gharam wintiqam wizoooooq galbna;p then in7iblinaa wa7id:P fa we are expecting "7ayatyyy 7abeeebbtyyy a7ibich blaahh blaahhh blaahh" bs do we get that:P? NO! :P


imghazal... KUWAITI STYLE:

wala leCh wa7Sha ya7mara <- ikon walhan ya3ne?
wala a7ibiCh ya shagoool! <- LAIISH YA SHAGOOOL !! laish elwath3 3indikom 7arb ?
yal ga63a ! wain 6asa sarlech yomain? <- ROMAN6EEEEEEEQY :P



so this is how u say "i love u".. "i miss u"..and "where have u been"?
min sijkom;p ? wetgoooloon laish el banat khribaw? GA3ED EDAWROOON WA7ID MAYSIB !

hal ayam ga3da adres il 3ilaqat el3a6ifiya ;p tara wala etha7kon :P ya3ne ola el a3thar are so typical ! GET CREATIVE;p

my favorite "yal 7ana inzain bakalmech bs maly khilg now" a3thar are:

"ana bidiwaneya.. adiglich laih 6ala3t" --> 6EEEEEEEEEEEE6 !! :P
"ana ga3ed ma3a el ahal" --> alah e7afeth'hom;p
"7abebty kha6 thany digega wadig" --> the only time ib tisma3 kalemat 7abeebty fqayra:P
"5 min wadig" --> a36e kil wa7id 1000 dinar law sij idig after 5 min.. actually... law just idig:P
"sorry telephony mafy ba6areya" --> tara wala their cute:P


w ba3dain el banaat:p aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yal banat:P ham ohma fokahiyeen:p wayed 3indihom aflam w khi6aa6.. enafsoon marayem ib dars khisoosy ;p

*MEN pay attention;p bafeedkom ib 3ilmy w thaqafty:P*

"ba6la3 ma3a omy 6ool ilyom" -> ayal chathaba shda3wa 6ool elyoom ! shbitsawoon ??? WHT 6AL3A TAKES ALL DAY ?
"eheh la maby hadeyaaa" -> olaa yal chithbaaaa... OOOLLLAAAA YAAALLL CHIITTHHHBBAAA!!! law mayeeblich hadeya chan shagaitay il ga3 w giltay imba3 !
"tadree last week kh6ibony?" -> HIZ 6OOLIK WIKH6IBNY ! :P
"shrayek biflana?" -> if u DARE say she's pretty ib tindaaaaammm 6ool 3omrek;p
"mmmmmmm it7ibny?" -> u should prepare a poem at this point:P aw alef qisa ina omik shafat'ha bil sika w zaaq galbha 3alaiha w galat u should takh6ebha wenta tiwahagt blah blah blah :P
"ee raye7 7ag hal banat il7ilwat blah blah blah" -> this is where inta itseer 3antar witg0ol ena wela wa7da bilshare3 tiswa thifir reelha lisgheeeeerr wena aslan inta mawedik itro7 il mokan liflany bs rifeejik imtane7 ila biro7 wela enta u'de rather tig3ad bil bait titraba3 3al frash wetkalemha laima tiyeha il noma :P


ashkor 7osn istima3kom:P



ta7iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaty ;*

posted by um-miT3ib @ 6:51 PM 23 comments

akhaiiiiiiih ;/

the quote explains itself... bs let me add... AKHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH !

3an aby close up 7afithoho allah wara3a qaaal : "BA7EEEBOOO YAAA BAAABAA !!"



ta7iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaty ;*

posted by um-miT3ib @ 3:34 PM 26 comments

interesting :P

UPDATE: bin 3agul gal ena bcuz these were so true i cant comment 3ala all of them:P... THINK AGAIN... im commenting:P


Ok so i got this forward w 7asaita khafeef 6eena :P i thought i'de share coz barney said "sharing is caring" :P

its actually a list... made by MEN :O! *the horror*

here it goes:

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. (its really not that hard.... let me teach u.. u place ur hand on the circular white thingy.. hold it... put it DOWN)
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. (get over it,, it is a sport:P)
1. Crying is blackmail. (not intentionally:P)
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! (sh'hal khaday?)
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. (6RAAG)
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. (and u wonder why some guys turn gay?)
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. (MINKOM!)
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. ( u WISH:P kalamkom la7egkom laih yoomm eldeen:P)
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. (um mid3ab w ana baina w bain VS girls sh3ara;P so BECOME soap opera guys:P EL3AN OBO ILTHIQA:P)
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. ( we are NOT! ghaba'a)
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. (15/09 says u mean the good way.. i shall beleive 15/09)
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. (multitask! hizay 6oolkom w sim3aw kalamna:P)
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. ( la wala? shraykom nin6am mara wa7daaaa w laih giltooolina talk we start? nishtighil 3ind ahaleekom? FREEDOM OF SPEECH PPL ! )
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. (wit7i6 7alik 7al Christopher wild Columbus?)
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. ( this one is just plain funny:P no comment:P)
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. (<- PRICELESS! ;p)
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. ( la ya mama go through the hassle w NIS)
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. (na3am ? shtabon?)
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. (IT IS NOT! it is not appropraite to albes training 7ag 3irs.... wela badlat sahra 7ag eljam3eya fa not "really")
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. (wala 3ad kaifna:P)
1. You have enough clothes. (no we dont)
1. You have too many shoes. (never too many)
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. (3ayal round is a shape for us too.. deal:P?)
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. ( la wala? next time bin6afy el mokayef w baba6el el siry w ba3ale el sterio. akhaly nomtik itshalel:P)

--------------- iKYooooooooooooooooooooT! :P --------------------

anyway :P is this true:P? Nidaaa' ela el male blogger population : hal hathihy 7aqeeqa? and is it missing anything else:P? anwiroooonaaa bi3ilmikom wat7ifoona ;p


TA7IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATY ;*

posted by um-miT3ib @ 9:48 AM 29 comments

aaaaaaa33 !!

++ things ashtihee ashOo7 iLi Jidami le gaLi iyahuuM++

first lets clarify a policy... i would like to introduce the "asho7 joty policy"

asho7 joty policy clearly states lama a7ad iqithkom w yeg3ad 3ala chabdkom u pick up ur shoes (preferrably boots with very thick high heels) and itshoo7oonhom fee... hence inflicting extreme pain on the opposing individual.

------------------------------ um MiD3aab----------------------------------

*a7rajteeeeniii .... " ;/ ismella 3la gaLBik/ch asfa iny khaDasht 7ya'uk;p"
* Bnaiia Bnaiiia .. "adree iny bnaia weli dar mdare kilhum bnat .., 3ba6 ilwath3 uho ? "
* isme7eeeLeee
* mn Bnta ? mn ummiCh / wain beitkum ? ;/ " intaw shakuuuuuuu , modail mala da3i"
* Waiiii sub7an alah itshabheeeen ummich .. " sej walla !!!! :O"
*Teg3ad qarNNNN itsoliF eb saLFa mali aiii wajh ihtemaaam feha ashtehy akhtify mn ildnya.
*Lemma enadoooni 3yal ibleees dekatreti ib my last name , a7es inny Sbai bichraimba .
* 3aiiBBBBB <---- 3aduwiiiiiiii illadoooooooooooooooooooooDDD , shda3wa kho ildenya 7ilwa khalona nesra7 w numra7 ;p

---------------------------- Um-MiT3iiB-------------------------------

*samnaaaanaaa <- mr.choc rid 3alaiiihom plzz:P
*waaay 3ad banat el khasa ray7eeen feeha <-- SHDARAKOM??? mino galikom nig3ad bi7thoon lisbayan wenwakelhom 3anaB? MINO KHAN ASHOTA?
*akon 7a6a 7umra 7amra "3aaad ana ma7eb ele i7i6oon 7umra 7amra"<- mat7ibeenhom gilbay wayhech w thilfay
*waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaKhiizyaaaaaaaa (with finger running down cheeck) <- SHDA3WA!
*i second um-mid3ab 3ala "meno khawaaalich" <-- wala khawaly "slai7i6" w "malat 3alaich" w "khair omy?" sam3a fehom;p ?
* brb <- YAA KIRIHA W YA QITH'HA W THAQALAT DAMHA !

posted by um-miT3ib @ 9:21 AM 5 comments

i love u ;*

Dear Chocolate,

7abeeeby, 7ayaaaaty intaa, wala im ssoooo sorry !! lo ag3ad at3athar min ilyom laih bacher ma yaghferly,, wala i love u!!! AMOOT 3ALAIIIK !! maswa shay bidoonik wala el 3atheem,, im sooo sorryy for cheating on u with Mr.Diet!! bs sij siiijjj ekteshaft ena ma yeswa thifir reelik lisghayer! i love u, i love u, i love u, i love u, i love u, I LOVE U !!!!!
akbar ghal6a ib 7ayaty when i told u we need a break... wht the hell was i thinking? maynoona? emkhadiya ? WHY DIDNT U STOP ME ?!?! lahadaraja hayna 3alaiiik ?? 3ade mo hamik wijoody w ghyaby ?? min sijiik ! ana YANAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT bidooonik !! kilyoom walaa rasy esade3 w kelmaaan yadre ena miniiik bs sakteen 3ashaaannn ma aglebha mana7a 3alaihom...
every one knows how hard it was for me the past month... bs lately magamaw they care wht i feel... they bring u home and expect me to act like i dont see u ! wenta ba3ad 7aram 3alaiiik ! forgive me khalaass... w WALA!! ana w Mr.Diet broke up wala !! w adre bitg0oleee ee bitrideeenlaa w hal kharabee6.. many radatlaa dont worry.. i talked to my therapist w galy ina im too attached to U wena mosta7eel i ever break up with u faa my only choice is to get along with Mrs.Excersice.. wenta adra ib 3ilaqty ma3a el mrs. ma7ebha bs shasawee i hav to ..

7abeeeby.. plz forgive.. i wana spend the rest of my life with u ;**
i love u sweety w i hope we can resolve this sooner than later...

I MISS U!!!!;***********

Love,
Um-Mit3iiB;*






------- Changing the LAME chanel ;p------ this is um mid3ab speaking

I JUST HAD BLACK BOTTOM cupcake buuuuurn baby buuurn ;p
3ashaw 3ashaw ;p

posted by um-miT3ib @ 6:09 PM 32 comments

weddiiiiiii or wiiidddyyy !!

--------------------Um-MiD3aaB's Weddi's----------------------
(black font ya3ne ana *um-mit3ib* is commenting:P)

*aaaakh !! weddi lo medwis weld sab7ooh loves me as much i love him ,, no no .. i just want him to realise HOW MUCH i love him ! (haw 3aadeee ikhthay 7umrity w shakhbi6ay 3ala il screen malat sayarta 3abray 3an 7ubiCh:P)

*weddi abla3 bal3 ilsharrrr w ma ebayyin ent samnana wala 7etta inteefa . (ME 2!!!!! )

*weddi lu i get an "i love u" lu marra , marra BS ! instead of , take care "SWEETS" ! (ana widy i love u :P wela etsadgeen 7ata sweets 3ade:P *im sad;p*)

*Hmmm .. weddi inna someone has a crush on me w ana adRiiii ;p (ee walaa;p wasawee ro7y madre:P)

* weddi lo i stop counting how many minutes ppL take to answer my sms , and what were they were doing kil hal wagt . obsessed ?hehe (ur weird:P)

*weddi a7ad isaddeg inna i CAN love and be loved ;p and not wonder if thats even possible? ;p maku shai isma musta7eeeil w raBi kareeeeeem ;*** (i believe in yaaw yal sham7oo6a:P)

*weddu ikhaless irmethan .. routine halekniii halaaaaaaaaaaaak (ee wala noomty sayra mitkooksa bil 6ool w bil 3arth;p)

*weddi luuuu um-mit3iiB mu fath7atna w nes il3alam yadroon mnew i7na by now ;p .. *7alaiia il isloob ilfareeeD ;p* (soorrrayy ! :P)


----------------Um-MiT3iB's WiDy's!-----------------
Brown Font ya3ne mOi *um mid3aaB* commenting ....

*Widy 3inde pool kamel kila milk chocolate
(wa3ooo 7eg ilDubag!)

*Widy 3ajran il minjili3 yadre 3an hawa dary
(allah kareeeeM, dareee bs yesta3bi6 8-> )

*Widy jismy iseer nafs Jessica alba or salma 7ayek;p
(alaaaaah Chan iL7ayat fullalia wardeya w ildenya teth7akLii)

*Widy a7eb ma3a ilkhabsa kilaha, the gifts, the ph0necalls wel 7afla kilaha;p
(wiltisidi7 wiltibi6i7 taleee illaaail? ;p)

*Widy my "serious serious serious serious" future bf iyeeebly swar cartier mal il LOVE collection;p YALA YAA 3AJRAANNN 7IBNY ! ;p
(u're gona have to giVe hints qaweya to get the cartier thingy ;p things like that dunt come ezee)

*Widy a3aref meno the real bloggers;p
( saMe heeRe ;p)

*Widy lawadem stop figuring out who I am;p
( Eeeeeeeee walla eee walla !!)

*Widy I find more q8ties here ;p
(alah i3eenich ;***)

*Widy ib a 12 carat diamond ring;p
(hehe KILNA wedna )

*Widy I hav dinner with delpiero, BUFFON, cannavaro w zambrotta
(weiiiin isMiiii bel list !!? mnew itarjemlich i6aliii ;p )

*Widy ama6ekh'hom kilihom;p
(AMEN TO THAT ;**** chan inchaliB ma ifechna ella mootna hehe)

TA7IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATNA ! ;**

posted by um-miT3ib @ 12:18 PM 26 comments

emGhazaal ;P ?

ok ;p soo being gurls.. (strong, trained girls:P) w being bil khaleej el 3araby.. lama ni6la3 LAZEM a7ad igi6 kilmaa:P or "eghazil" in their own unique way;p.. mo 3an shay bs tara yabeelha mawaheb w creativity !!! their lines mat3oob 3alaihom ;P.. here are some "interesting" ta3leeqat 7ashatna:P


fee the traditional:

a7la wa7da om jooty a7mar -> wela wa7da fena labsa jooty a7mar !! bs we end up looking at our shoes mithil ilkhiblan;p


the typical:
momkin nit3araf?-> ee digeega bs as'al oboy wared 3alaik.. im sure bera7eb feek :P

awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiLLLyyy ! -> 3alaik w 3ala ahlik;p

OUTSIDE KUWAIT:


aih dah ? 'amar fil sob7 w shams filail -> shasawe ya raby ;p nooor ishi3 min 3yony :P

intay mnaiin ya bnaya kha6aftay galbe mn eeedaya-> safga ! :P

iss isssssss isalamo 3alaiko! -> 7akeem la jamaheer 3abr el be7ar:P

ma hathaa.. 7aqeeeebatik kabeera.. haya bena ela yathreb! -> so this is how u invite ppl :P?

YAAAAA sob7an man khalaq hatha el jamal -> ya36ek alf 3afya.. now go away;p

............

inzain w ma titshaghiboon etha intay mishta6a w yaybaa il yihda ga3ed etg0oleen salfaa w ba3dain wa7id min MADRE WAIN faja'a ig0ol "chathaba".. chathabaaa??? taby ashooo7ik ib joootiyey ? jad jad ib kha6rek?

or etha intay MISHTAAAAA66AA bil sayaraaa w yaybaa il yihdaa w um mid3ab mishta6a ma3aCh w wa7id waraha madre shesawe w e'asher w eshaaGhib ! kil ma rifa3t sib3ee qaladnee? again asho7a ib jootiyey ?



The winner of the most uniQue Ramathan Line is :

aaaaaaaaaaaKH yal fi6oor el shahy ! :P -> mo anteeka:P ? mayabeeela safga :P?


ta7iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaty ;*

ps. KHamacheeer w KHalajeeeen update:

*noomty ma3foosa in a wierd way.. i sleep il sib7 w belail w between classes w 3amat 3ain
*almost settled... el3an khayerhom shkither ya36oon reading !!!
*aby asawe manicure and pedicure:P
*qazooonnnyyy ebra w eedy warmaa itkhare3
*KIL ily ib hal deeera 3asageeel.. gomt a7tar:P
* WISALT SIZE SMALL SHIRTS !! -does the victory dance- 3ashaaw 3ashaaww.. shalaaw 7a6aaww... waraa waraaa :P
*um-mid3ab sayra QUEEN BLACKOUT!
*1600 situps BAYBE !!! :P

posted by um-miT3ib @ 1:23 AM 26 comments