interesting :P
UPDATE: bin 3agul gal ena bcuz these were so true i cant comment 3ala all of them:P... THINK AGAIN... im commenting:POk so i got this forward w 7asaita khafeef 6eena :P i thought i'de share coz barney said "sharing is caring" :P
its actually a list... made by MEN :O! *the horror*
here it goes:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. (its really not that hard.... let me teach u.. u place ur hand on the circular white thingy.. hold it... put it DOWN)
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. (get over it,, it is a sport:P)
1. Crying is blackmail. (not intentionally:P)
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! (sh'hal khaday?)
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. (6RAAG)
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. (and u wonder why some guys turn gay?)
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. (MINKOM!)
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. ( u WISH:P kalamkom la7egkom laih yoomm eldeen:P)
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. (um mid3ab w ana baina w bain VS girls sh3ara;P so BECOME soap opera guys:P EL3AN OBO ILTHIQA:P)
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. ( we are NOT! ghaba'a)
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. (15/09 says u mean the good way.. i shall beleive 15/09)
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. (multitask! hizay 6oolkom w sim3aw kalamna:P)
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. ( la wala? shraykom nin6am mara wa7daaaa w laih giltooolina talk we start? nishtighil 3ind ahaleekom? FREEDOM OF SPEECH PPL ! )
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. (wit7i6 7alik 7al Christopher wild Columbus?)
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. ( this one is just plain funny:P no comment:P)
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. (<- PRICELESS! ;p)
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. ( la ya mama go through the hassle w NIS)
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. (na3am ? shtabon?)
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. (IT IS NOT! it is not appropraite to albes training 7ag 3irs.... wela badlat sahra 7ag eljam3eya fa not "really")
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. (wala 3ad kaifna:P)
1. You have enough clothes. (no we dont)
1. You have too many shoes. (never too many)
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. (3ayal round is a shape for us too.. deal:P?)
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. ( la wala? next time bin6afy el mokayef w baba6el el siry w ba3ale el sterio. akhaly nomtik itshalel:P)
--------------- iKYooooooooooooooooooooT! :P --------------------
anyway :P is this true:P? Nidaaa' ela el male blogger population : hal hathihy 7aqeeqa? and is it missing anything else:P? anwiroooonaaa bi3ilmikom wat7ifoona ;p
TA7IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATY ;*
posted by um-miT3ib @ 9:48 AM
29 Comments:
keiifi bseeer 7mara w mabe a7ed isawe shotGUN here , blogna ma eshaje3 il3unF ..
thankyou for understanding ;p
LOOOL it SOOOOOOOOOOO true i agree ma3a ili kateb hathila 10000% w il daleel ina ma gedartaw et3alQoon ela 3alla few of them cus KILHUM 9a7 w emathloon waQi3kum il mir ili et3ishoon feeeh w SOT GUNNN kaifyyyyyyy ill do it when ever i want :P 7arraaa 7amisa um-mid3aab :P
LOOOL waii waii yumma .. dash w il shar 6ale3 mn 3yoonik ;p
hehe w wala ehimek "sot" gun whenever u want .. ;p
bin3agul: SHOTGUN!!! 6ERBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKH ! :P
IKYOOOOOOOT?:p Copyright 7agggy!
hmmm i can see the logic
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
just as " if you build it, they will come " !!!
That was funny :-p
2 words: Sod off. <- To the men, not to you.
herione: this beauty is 3aysha il mar6a... welcome:P
shakshaka: IKYOOOOOOOOOOT! 7iqoq il 6ab3 ma7fotha;p
fuzzy: it WILL be scratched:P
15/09:
*hints- shfeekom khaday;p USE UR CRITICAL THINKING:p
*ee 7aram i know bs we tend to want to fight;p
*imitating - i did take it as a compliment:P estanasT!:P
*ee variable lazem ikon ur rolemodel AKHAIIIH law 3ajran ig0ol ib yakh6ebny :P
eee itha thikart shay at7ifna:P
adorra: SOD OFF:P
WWL: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ jump around till its gone:P fa6asteeny min il thi7ik:P
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
OMG YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUNNY THIS IS!!
some are SOOO true.. yeah sorry to break your heart, im just like every asshole there is out there ;p
bas la la 9ij walah some are so true.. like? If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. ---> OK LISTEN UP, ill tell you what botheres me, is when i ask if somethin is wrong, and i KNOW that somethin is wrong and the girl says: nuthing im ok.. MA RA7 ag3ad a7in for 2 hours till she tells me what it is.. sharing is caring, and if she doesnt wanna be open then why should i bother?
LOLL i love this list when i had it i sent to all the girls i knw cuz ALOT of them are so true =P
And to point out some that really stand out =P
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
loll 3ad sij fee rules bes nadri makuu fayda no matter how many times i sent this out all i gained from it is that now i knw what mauve is =P
Dr.lost
weh wa3alaiia akhaf ibtasket mehya gaiilatlik 2 hrs!! man3abber se'loona twice w INKHERHAA ;p
u guys need to be more patient ;p
do0da:
LOOOL kheeiira tethaqaft ;p
w 3la il rules, plz DO read ta3leqat um-mit3ib 3leihum AGAAAIN ;p
hehe la la laish il dala3 il zayed? i ask only once ;p \9ya ana yal thigeel.. ;p bas mo a7san min zizo il khafeef? lol
do0da: ISTIFEEEEEEEED:p
Dr.Lost: inta shsalftik 7a6 doobik w doob hal zizo:P?
I was stuffing my face with chocolate tchini Bridget Jones on a self-loathing night then i started reading this post and I CRACKED UP! Lol! hilarious!
they're so lazy gi6i3a and they try to make us do their work for them. I was talking to a guy friend wil7een they also want us to initiate the flirting!! min 9idjhom.. tara wayid daloo3eeen!!
cix. panic: EEE!! shsalfat omhom initiate the flirting? HAZOOOLAT! :P
Still i WIN again .. men 7arat ma fegalbkum radait kitabtay comments w 7eta il new comment bs me7tara ena 9ij SO give it uP e3tarfaw ma feha shay .. we wouldnt 6afer u if u e3tarftaw .. il e3traf bil 7aq fatheela :P
ps. yemkin shwya entshamat mu waYed :P
bin 3agul: 7ag eshamata ya sa3aD:P
deemthewhiterose: ee walaa ya7lailhom ! :P 3ala golat 3omr edyab "kibir w 6ili3loo soot:P"
film girl: shofay ;p i hav an idea.. min tiyeen ib tifiti7een our blog PUT EVERYTHING DOWN !:P wala i love ur comments:P etbardeen el chabd ! :P linahtof bisawtin wa7id ROUND IS A SHAPE ! :P
Um-mid3aab i did read ta3leeqat um-mit3ib im even thinking of posting a rebutle for the males in this forum bes i already have me next post lined up so maybe after that if you ladies would really like one =P
LOOL all i have to say ina u guys crack me up :P
do0da:
good .. warna sha6artik ;p
prinseesa:
she3aruna " retha'ukum hadafonaaa"
for any complains please call 00965******* .. yurja 3adam iltaradud bel ittesaaaL ;p
عادي جدا
احنا في مجتمع الرجال عندنا مرونة كبيرة بالتعامل معاكم معشر النساء ...علشان جذيه انكتب هالبوست ولا لو مافي مرونة جان اعلنا الجهاد من زمان !
LoooooooooooL so true!! aham shy el ta3leeeqat ba3ad hehe soo funny wallah
bo sale7: jihad abady ! :P
zizo: hehehe ana mo thabe7ny ila ina u guys say its true:P
15/09: yoooz 3any;p
LOOOL! loves it! men r such ass-holes! shda3wa mu mta3been 3omurkim abaad? u have to put some effort in it u know! this proves how all men r children! oo again.. I LOVE IT! ;P
anon: ee walaa 3ama eb 3ainhom;p 7ata it loves u;p
love is river , till it flood from your heart , if u don't do this it will flood from your eyes ..........not crazy ...lol
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