THE OLD - um-miT3ib & um-miD3aab LIMITED

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eeeeeeeiih leiiish iTSafreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeN ????
lazim il tifilsef w barou7 jam3a ib qal3at wadreeeeeen wel sebba il mizayeeeen wel 7umran il3u6ran ily hnak ???
ana shsaweeeeeeee shahabbiB !!

*kilyooom hal 7anna wel niqash ibbalesh menni muwajah 7eg um ilshabaaaaB um mit3ib 3sa maku mit3ib ..*

a7reg a3saaabbbi w atnarfaaaaaaazzz b3dein ta36eeeni bu "education.. experience.. remember?"

heeeFFf .. lana allaaaaaH !!!
*ban6er lemma gabel safretich ibyoom and am gonna sneak into ur bedroom and unpack the 99999 bags ur packing hal ayaaaM w a7e6 soorty foug frashech ;p*

Pssssssssst .. yamdeee it,hawneen tra

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WE GOT A PERSONAL TRAINER .


um-mid3aaaB :waii waii binmoooooT ibninte7eerrr ...

mu gadra ag3ad 7la 7eili awal yomeiiin ! magheeeir aiii aiii aii w ana ga3da w aiia aii a77 w ana wagfa ! mu 7ala hathi !! yah !


um-mit3iiB: 1000 situps 7isbe allah 3ala bleeSich WERE NOT FAT !

things she always saaaay ... !!!


"put ur hand under ur poupshie"
"UP UP HIGHER um-mid3aaab i cant see ur legs going UP UPP"


" come one um mit3iiiiibbbb HIIIGHHHERRR HIIGGHHHHEEERRR" fa ta36eeeha um mit3iiB bu " aii aii no i cant my neck hurts"


where are ur hands ummit3iib?? i cant see them ! <-- lemma tseeir chafsathum imsanda fehum irgubat,ha ;p

"um-mid3aaab ur poupshie is too high , lower please lower " (um-mit3ib ya3nee itrage3 , no she's doing it right but her poupshie is just too big ;p)


next Monday is our last class together gabel la tsafer il mazyoona bnt umha ;* u'll be missed !!




PS :
um-mit3ib to7ayeey Del Piero w Buffon for staying in Juventus.. I LOVE U BEAUTIFUL ITALIANS !!!! ;** "


PSS:
um-mid3aaaB ti7ib itra7eb bijameee3 chil7an liQ8 w tim6akh,hum wa7ed wa7ed , we love u guys ;***

posted by um-miT3ib @ 7:47 PM 25 comments

omahaT sam7aaT ;p

um-mit3ib and um-mid3ab were in a deep conversation and then she said a certain mom mad7at'ha.. w i thought she meant her mom... here it goes;p...

um-miT3iiB says:
i thought u said ur mom !

um-miD3aaB says:
la ummi killa 3ndaha ana um iljikirrr

um-miT3iiB says:
LOOOOOOOLLL

um-miD3aaB says:
kela ay shai albesa ilawe3 ilchabd

um-miD3aaB says:
igoloon il3ada il qerd ib 3ein umma ghazal

um-miD3aaB says:
3nd ummi il qerd jarbooo3

um-miT3iiB says:
anaaa hathy nathareya fashla;p

um-miT3iiB says:
omy kila 3indaha ana "7imdila wishikir;p"

um-miD3aaB says:
jad akthar shakhs yentiqedni ummi

um-miT3iiB says:
only lama a7edha ta36eeny boo sh7ilwich;p

um-miD3aaB says:
zain ,, sh7ilwich a7sen mn shemhawla !

um-miT3iiB says:
i get that most of the time;p

um-miD3aaB says:
w itha killish killish shakli imqa6e3 rouu7a 3a6atni bu ,, haw shimsawya ma chinnich entai !

um-miT3iiB says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!;p

um-miT3iiB says:
khobrich ana albes shay yideeeed waroo7 6ayra

um-miT3iiB says:
YUMAA SHOFAY EHABEL CHAYKAY EL NAIIINNNY ILYIDEEED!!

um-miT3iiB says:
ta36eeny bo "7imdila wishikir khibla"

um-miD3aaB says:
a7san mn "3asa refundable? "

um-miT3iiB says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

um-miT3iiB says:
thats priceless!!

um-miD3aaB says:
w lamma tha3aft w libastlaha il 7 jeans illy shareeta m3ach

um-miD3aaB says:
chan tigool wa3oo wa3ooo aqlam resaaas ;s


um-miT3iiB says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

um-miT3iiB says:
thats funny;p

um-miD3aaB says:
walla akrah rou7i

um-miD3aaB says:
killa aware uboooi

um-miD3aaB says:
ebared ilchabd

um-miD3aaB says:
ma ghair it,hableeeen ya zeinich

um-miT3iiB says:
la oboy kilaaa "ma3indihom qmash ekamloon libloza?"

um-miT3iiB says:
or "SHLON TAMSHEEN IB HATHAA MAMA BIGIS ITH'HARICH !"

um-miD3aaB says:
khali s3afag egooul imshai nerou7 netghadda barra khal yakh6eboonich 3yal hal hawameeer ;p

um-miD3aaB says:
hehehehe ubooch nafs baba mi6laaag !!

um-miD3aaB says:
ee khali killa yabe ezawejni !

um-miD3aaB says:
yadde killa egoul leish ma 3ndech flos itkamleeen il nafnoof ? ;p

um-miT3iiB says:
la wela itha imshagag or something

um-miT3iiB says:
SHFE BAN6ALOONICH IMSHAGAG?! mooo 7ilo chethe

um-miT3iiB says:
6ab3an ghair the days ily i7ooshny "SHIMSAWYA IB WAYHECH ?!?! WAI3 WAI3 WAI3 MO 7ILO !!!"

um-miD3aaB says:
hehehehe 3la 6aree il jeanzat limshaggega

um-miD3aaB says:
my mum kila tegool " gassaw 3leich w ba3oolich jeans wa7da maita "

um-miD3aaB says:
tlo3 chabdi w age6a !

um-miT3iiB says:
LOOOOOL!!!;p

um-miT3iiB says:
awal lama kint a7e6 ki7il dakhel el 3ain kila isee7

um-miT3iiB says:
fa it7ooshny "shfeeha 3yoonich chinha feel momghasel"

um-miD3aaB says:
hahahahaha 7ilwa !

um-miT3iiB says:
w KIL masashwer sha3re

um-miT3iiB says:
LAIIIH YOMICH

um-miD3aaB says:
leish ma imad7oon fena mithel bajee il ummahat !!

um-miT3iiB says:
shfe sha3rech china la7sich tais/bgara.. depending on her mood;p

um-miD3aaB says:
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD !!! meeeee2

um-miD3aaB says:
i7na bgara

um-miD3aaB says:
hehehehe

um-miT3iiB says:
giltlich depending on her mood;p

um-miT3iiB says:
widy omy mino3 ily gayma ga3da itmade7 fene;p

um-miD3aaB says:
la walla chan ni6la3 ihwal 3al awadim 6aggat shag7a bint ilminsilikh w rabe3ha w ilsebba ummi gailatli it,hableeen gabul la a6la3 mn il beit

um-miD3aaB says:
dakhil il beit tidiggir w barra il beit nas yenhabloon 3leina wela imad7oon feni bel beit wa6la3 akhare3 ilawadim

Laish our moms chethe LAISH :p?! shda3wa ya 7afith! would it hurt to say itshawgooon ?? mo 7alaaa omahat lawadem yit7alon 3alaiina womahatnaa edagroona!.. here are some more just for ur pleasure;p PEOPLE WHO HAVE NICE COMPLIMENTING MOMS.. ENJOOOOOOOYYY!!!

"china bgara bayla 3ala rasich" <-blowdried hair "chinich namLaa momfarChaaa" <- wearing black "chinich thibana daykha" <- extra curly kisha with no makeup "waii waii la ti6e7een 3lei sh6oolich !"<-- TOTALLY UM MID3AB! .. um mit3iib is short :P
"shlaa6 blooztich chiniCh mandoob il masna3" <-- shirts/pants with paint "shfeeee khashmech infarash chennich shireeeeen a7mad ?" <-- arent they just sweet?;p
"waayy sh3irthich wakhray mankafy bil mamar"<-- il mamar 3irtha at LEAST 2 meters.. its just their nice way of saying GO DIET;p and BTW um-mit3ib is 158cm and 53 kg and um-mid3ab is 169cm and 57 kg.. WE ARE NOT FAT PPL ! "waiii la teth7ikeeen wayhech yetsaffa6 ! maku ashabeeeeh !!!!" <-- 3ogob math3ifat um mid3ab:P "um mit3iib chinich sayra bgara?"<-- honey ur gaining weight;p "3alamha 3aiiinich 7amsaa chinich 6al3a min magbara"<-- talk about trying to look natural ! "sh7a6a ib 3ainich china 7amama zaga fog rimshich!"<-- light colored eyeshadow "3alamha ki7litich laih ithnich chinich 7ayzaboona!"<- eyeliner "kheshai hal i39ee illy na66a ib wayhee" <-- after loosing weight and our collar bones became more visible;p "sh3indaha fifi 3abdo?"<-- anything shiny;p w salamatkom:P

posted by um-miT3ib @ 11:08 PM 21 comments

KhamaCheer w KhalaGeeen

uM mit3iiB ..

* am i the only one on earth that think 17-19 yr olds are too young to get marrieD? Shsaaaayer ya jima3aaa !!! ily0om rabe3 khi6baa asma3haaa yaiiihalooo digdig mitzawjeen ! min sijhom? biyeeblaha shabkat'ha min fantasy world? sh'hal habal ! efff... im not happy ;P


* ily yabeena 3ayat elnafs tabghee wele naby 3aya el bakhat layjeeba... why is this phrase soo @#()*))*$(#()@#**(&$*#)$(*@)# TRUE?!
<- compliments of um-miD3aaB & um-miT3iiB

*laish ako ishara ijbal laila gallery welshare3 straight? min mita ni7tirim il mishat i7na :P ?!

*IM LOOSING WIEGHT! w yibt trainer:P taraaQaaabooo um-miT3iib Bi7olateha aljaDeeeDa:P IN UR FACE UM-MID3AB !;P

* Kuwaiti guys are hot

* why did we HATE boys when we were in elementary bs min highschool starts INMOT 3alaihom?

*laish ig0olon... "Women.. cant live with them.. cant live without them" <- its very stupid coz u cant do in between !

uM miD3aaaB..
*Waaiii um mit3ib 7anna foug rasi ella naktib pOst ,, shakla katbeta bs 3shan jumlat "in ur face .." ;p
*Laish 3yazt wana ath3afff w lel7eeen 3thami 3areetha ;/ bayiiiin ya 3alam ya nas bastikhiffff .
bs ya7leilha serna ishzeeeena ;p
* Waiiii walaht 3la khalageeen w suwalif il highskooooL jad jad kenna ib denya !
kil suwarna ga3deeen inkookis wela imshangileeen foug b3th ! kil ma a6ali3 ilsuwar yezoogh gaLBI.
* Laiiish lemma tinkhu6eb wa7da ta36eena umha the "LOOK" malat wa3layya ! w tgoul weh ilFal lich 7beeebtiiiii. !!
* Laish kil ma yanZel shaii yelma3 w yetbaaaraG mn MAC ra7at um-mit3iiB 6ayaraaaN teshtireeeh w iltha7ka shagga ilwayh ! ;p PLZ STOP MAKIN ANY GLITTERY STUFF 3yooni ra7at !!!!
* I SECOND um mit3iiiB .. q80 guys are HOT ! mn sejhum ?????
*"yegolooon il hawa balwa" .. <-- ee walla ana ash,had !! ;p

Ta7iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaTNa ! ;*



Coming soooooooON "ta3leeeQaat um-mit3iB &um-miD3aaB's mums 3leiiiHum"
u dunnt want to miss it ;p

posted by um-miT3ib @ 2:18 AM 7 comments